The Lonely Island - Jack Sparrow
[Spoken Intro: The Lonely Island, , & ]
Guys, Michael Bolton is here
Oh, great, send him in
Hey! Hi! Thanks for coming!
Oh, yeah, yeah, those are... those are great
Oh wow, that's great. You wanna just lay it down?
[Sung Intro: Andy & ]
Here we go
Uh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton
The night starts now
Together on the track
The boys are back
The night starts now
[Verse 1: Andy & ]
The night starts now, baby, roll with us
Chickies snapping at the neck when we rolling up ()
Club front doors, ain't no holding up (Yeah)
Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck (Come on!)
[Verse 2: Jorma & ]
Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set
Fuck the fellas looking jealous, play that back and get wet ()
Three pound at my waist, shank in my sock ()
You either get cut, get stuffed, or get shot
[Chorus: Michael Bolton & ]
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow
A pirate so brave on the seven seas (What?)
A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga
Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
[Verse 3: Akiva & ]
Yeah, that was kind of weird, but we're back in the club
Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love (Keira Knightley!)
Motherfucking iceman, I'm the top gunner
Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner (Jack Sparrow!)
[Verse 4: Andy & ]
Watch your girl because I ain't your Mr. Nice Guy
More like the "Meet you, take you home and fuck you twice" guy ()
All dressed up with nowhere to run
That's know I make you feel crazy when I— (Now back to the good part!)
[Chorus: Michael Bolton, , & Akiva]
From the day he was born, he yearned for adventure (no!)
Oh, Captain Jack (Yeah), giving them what-for
He's the pauper of the surf (), the jester of Tortuga
But in Davy Jones' locker, what lies in store? ()
[Bridge: Andy, , & ]
Put your hands in the air and say "Hell yeah," come on
Captain Jack! What? Johnny Depp! No
[Interlude: Akiva, , & ]
Michael Bolton, we're really gonna need you to focus up
Roger that, let me try with another film (Wait)
[Chorus: Michael Bolton, , , & Jorma]
Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump (not better)
Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, I give Jenny all my love (come on!)
Okay, then I'm a legal aide, Erin Brockovich is my name (oh, God)
Then you can call me Scarface, snortin' mountains of cocaine
(close enough)
[Interlude: Michael Bolton]
You cockroaches wanna play rough?
Okay, I'm reloaded! Ha ha!
[Chorus: Michael Bolton & ]
This is the tale of Tony Montana (this is the tale!)
Cubano flame with Miamian guns ()
Got a basehead wife (yeah), her womb is polluted (woo!)
This whole town's a pussy just waiting to get fucked (to get fucked!) (whoa!)
[Outro: Andy & ]
Okay, it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
You complete me!
Yeah, yeah okay
Guys, Michael Bolton is here
Oh, great, send him in
Hey! Hi! Thanks for coming!
Oh, yeah, yeah, those are... those are great
Oh wow, that's great. You wanna just lay it down?
[Sung Intro: Andy & ]
Here we go
Uh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton
The night starts now
Together on the track
The boys are back
The night starts now
[Verse 1: Andy & ]
The night starts now, baby, roll with us
Chickies snapping at the neck when we rolling up ()
Club front doors, ain't no holding up (Yeah)
Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck (Come on!)
[Verse 2: Jorma & ]
Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set
Fuck the fellas looking jealous, play that back and get wet ()
Three pound at my waist, shank in my sock ()
You either get cut, get stuffed, or get shot
[Chorus: Michael Bolton & ]
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow
A pirate so brave on the seven seas (What?)
A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga
Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
[Verse 3: Akiva & ]
Yeah, that was kind of weird, but we're back in the club
Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love (Keira Knightley!)
Motherfucking iceman, I'm the top gunner
Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner (Jack Sparrow!)
[Verse 4: Andy & ]
Watch your girl because I ain't your Mr. Nice Guy
More like the "Meet you, take you home and fuck you twice" guy ()
All dressed up with nowhere to run
That's know I make you feel crazy when I— (Now back to the good part!)
[Chorus: Michael Bolton, , & Akiva]
From the day he was born, he yearned for adventure (no!)
Oh, Captain Jack (Yeah), giving them what-for
He's the pauper of the surf (), the jester of Tortuga
But in Davy Jones' locker, what lies in store? ()
[Bridge: Andy, , & ]
Put your hands in the air and say "Hell yeah," come on
Captain Jack! What? Johnny Depp! No
[Interlude: Akiva, , & ]
Michael Bolton, we're really gonna need you to focus up
Roger that, let me try with another film (Wait)
[Chorus: Michael Bolton, , , & Jorma]
Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump (not better)
Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, I give Jenny all my love (come on!)
Okay, then I'm a legal aide, Erin Brockovich is my name (oh, God)
Then you can call me Scarface, snortin' mountains of cocaine
(close enough)
[Interlude: Michael Bolton]
You cockroaches wanna play rough?
Okay, I'm reloaded! Ha ha!
[Chorus: Michael Bolton & ]
This is the tale of Tony Montana (this is the tale!)
Cubano flame with Miamian guns ()
Got a basehead wife (yeah), her womb is polluted (woo!)
This whole town's a pussy just waiting to get fucked (to get fucked!) (whoa!)
[Outro: Andy & ]
Okay, it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
You complete me!
Yeah, yeah okay
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