The Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex
[Intro: Andy Samberg & ]
Sometimes
Something beautiful happens in this world
You don't know how to express yourself, so
You just gotta sing
[Chorus: Akon]
I just had sex, and it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I just had sex, and I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-having-sex ways of the past
[Verse 1: Andy Samberg, & ]
Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great ()
It felt so good when I did it with my penis ()
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened ()
Having sex can make a nice man out the meanest
If I had to describe the feeling,
And I called my parents right after I was done
Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
Nice of any girl ever!
[Chorus: Akon]
I just had sex, and it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I wanna tell the world
[Verse 2: Andy Samberg, & ]
To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
But, man, screw it
She could be my wife
That good? The best thirty seconds of my life ()
'Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure ()
With that in mind, a soft, nice-smelling girl's better
[Bridge: Akon]
So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them (Yeah)
Whether you're near or far, whether short or tall (Yeah)
We wanna thank you all for letting us fuck you
[Interlude: , Jorma Taccone, & ]
She kept looking at her watch
I think she might've been a racist
[Bridge: Akon]
I just had sex (Sex), and my dreams came true (Dreams came true)
So if you've had sex in the last thirty minutes
Then you qualified to sing with me
[Chorus: Akon, & ]
I just had sex (), and it felt so good () (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her ()
I just had sex (I just had sex), and I'll never go back (I just had sex) (Never go back) ()
To the not-having-sex ways of the past
(Sex has gotta be so great)
Sometimes
Something beautiful happens in this world
You don't know how to express yourself, so
You just gotta sing
[Chorus: Akon]
I just had sex, and it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I just had sex, and I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-having-sex ways of the past
[Verse 1: Andy Samberg, & ]
Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great ()
It felt so good when I did it with my penis ()
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened ()
Having sex can make a nice man out the meanest
If I had to describe the feeling,
And I called my parents right after I was done
Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
Nice of any girl ever!
[Chorus: Akon]
I just had sex, and it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I wanna tell the world
[Verse 2: Andy Samberg, & ]
To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
But, man, screw it
She could be my wife
That good? The best thirty seconds of my life ()
'Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure ()
With that in mind, a soft, nice-smelling girl's better
[Bridge: Akon]
So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them (Yeah)
Whether you're near or far, whether short or tall (Yeah)
We wanna thank you all for letting us fuck you
[Interlude: , Jorma Taccone, & ]
She kept looking at her watch
I think she might've been a racist
[Bridge: Akon]
I just had sex (Sex), and my dreams came true (Dreams came true)
So if you've had sex in the last thirty minutes
Then you qualified to sing with me
[Chorus: Akon, & ]
I just had sex (), and it felt so good () (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her ()
I just had sex (I just had sex), and I'll never go back (I just had sex) (Never go back) ()
To the not-having-sex ways of the past
(Sex has gotta be so great)
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