Weird Al Yankovic - Another One Rides The Bus
Ridin′ in a bus down the boulevard,
And the place was pretty packed.
Couldn′t find a seat, so I had to stand,
With the perverts in the back.
It was smellin′ like a locker room.
There was junk all over the floor.
We′re already packed in like sardines,
But we′re stoppin′ to pick up more.
Look out!
Another one rides the bus
-ah.
Another one rides the bus
-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus
-ah.
Hey!
He′s gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.
There′s a suitcase pokin′ me in the ribs.
There′s an elbow in my ear.
There′s a smelly old bum standin′ next to me.
Hasn′t showered in a year.
Well, I think I′m missin′ a contact lens.
I think my wallet′s gone.
And I think this bus is stoppin′ again,
To let a couple more freaks get on.
Look out!
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Hey!
He′s gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.
Another one rides the bus.
Another one rides the bus--ow!
Another one rides the bus--hey, hey!
Another one rides the bus--hey-y-y-y!
The window doesn′t open, and the fan is broke,
And my face is turnin′ blue.
I haven′t been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see The Who.
Well, I should′a got off a couple miles ago,
But I couldn′t get to the door.
There isn′t any room for me to breathe.
Now we′re gonna pick up more, yeah!
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Hey!
He′s gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.
And the place was pretty packed.
Couldn′t find a seat, so I had to stand,
With the perverts in the back.
It was smellin′ like a locker room.
There was junk all over the floor.
We′re already packed in like sardines,
But we′re stoppin′ to pick up more.
Look out!
Another one rides the bus
-ah.
Another one rides the bus
-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus
-ah.
Hey!
He′s gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.
There′s a suitcase pokin′ me in the ribs.
There′s an elbow in my ear.
There′s a smelly old bum standin′ next to me.
Hasn′t showered in a year.
Well, I think I′m missin′ a contact lens.
I think my wallet′s gone.
And I think this bus is stoppin′ again,
To let a couple more freaks get on.
Look out!
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Hey!
He′s gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.
Another one rides the bus.
Another one rides the bus--ow!
Another one rides the bus--hey, hey!
Another one rides the bus--hey-y-y-y!
The window doesn′t open, and the fan is broke,
And my face is turnin′ blue.
I haven′t been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see The Who.
Well, I should′a got off a couple miles ago,
But I couldn′t get to the door.
There isn′t any room for me to breathe.
Now we′re gonna pick up more, yeah!
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Hey!
He′s gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.
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