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Tenacious D - Cock Pushups

KG-D′you think that um...Dude d′you think that when the album...
When this is out, D′you think this′ll make us umm.. more attractive to the ladies?

JB-pshh....yeah. In fact I been getting ready.

KG- Yeah?

JB- Yeah. I been doin′
cock pushups
.

KG-
Cock pushups
?
JB-yeah
KG-What are those?

JB- It′s where you fuckin′ lay down flat, on the ground
KG-yeah?
JB-And you let your boner lift you up off the ground.

KG-noooooo.....That would be impossible..Your cock
could support your whole weight?

JB-well not at first
KGyeah
JB-but over time

KG-Hmm..well how many pushups can you do?

JB-
Cock pushups
?

KG- Yeah. I guess you could only do one...really...

JB- Yeah, one is all you need.

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