Steel Panther - Asian Hooker

Verse 1
I'm in Tokyo
I'm looking for a ho
I tried to score some blow
But I don't speak Japanese, no
Find a geisha girl
I take her for a whirl
Wrap her tuna roll on my dick
And the bitch is on her knees

Pre-Chorus
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi

Chorus
Asian hooker
Hot little motherfucker
Asian hooker
You're a dirty little cocksucker

Verse 2
I'm in South Korea
Broke out with gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That's why it hurts when I go pee, shit
I feel like a jerk
'Cause my dick won't work, no
It's like I got punched in the nuts
By a dude who knows thai chi
Pre-Chorus
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi

Chorus
Asian hooker
Hot little motherfucker
Asian hooker
You’re a dirty little cocksucker
(Asian hooker)

Verse 3
Hey, I’m the man with a plan
I'm fuckin' going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple grand
Just fucking hookers in the can
Fuck the rest of the band
I'm fucking going to Asia, and
Do some coke and get a tan
I'm fuckin' gonna be the man

Chorus
Asian hooker
Hot little motherfucker
Asian hooker
You’re a dirty little cocksucker
Outro
I want them Asian hookers
Let’s fuck some Asians
Let’s fuck some hookers
Hookers

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