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SML - I Spank My Diaper Very Hard

[Intro]
Some people say that I'm handicapped
I'm not handicapped, I'm retarded
[Verse 1]
Daddy says I play too much, cat piano used a bunch
Keys are sticky to the touch, cause I play after eating lunch
I rap everywhere I go, spitting in front of all my hoes
On my dick she's doing blow, but not before I pick my nose
You guys think you made it far, Jeffy is a rising star
Note for note and bar for bar, you can't keep up, you're not on par
I shit so hard on every song, don't believe it? I'll prove you wrong
I bang your mom, just like a gong
Pee pee, poo poo, giney, shlong
[Chorus]
Yeah, okay
I spank my diaper very hard (Uh-uh)
I spank my diaper very hard (Okay, uh)
I spank my diaper very hard (Uh-uh, I spank it)
I spank my diaper very hard
[Verse 2]
I'm re-re, tarded as fuck
Stole a chromey from my homie, now he quacks like a duck
And if you think you're just as re-re, then you're shit out of luck
And I go crazy on the beat, til' my pee-pee gets stuck
I spank my diaper super hard, you cannot out retard
Pee-pee short as Lord Farquaad, it's just me there is no squad
You think that you are the best, I got hoes that have three breasts
Like to feel it on their chest, smells like fish Red Lobster fest
Goggles coming to my nest, flockin' in from east to west
Rapping's easy, ain't a test, millions of fans I'm feeling blessed
Junior, Joseph, Cody fags, watch as I secure the bag
Not that I am trying to brag but every vid has Jeffy tagged (Uh)
[Chorus]
Yeah, okay
I wipe my booty, back and front (Smelly balls, yeah)
I wipe my booty, back and front (Dirty taint bitch, uh)
I wipe my booty, back and front (Shitty smelly balls)
I wipe my booty, back and front (Hugh-yuh)
[Outro]
Yeah
I spank my diaper very hard (Uh-uh)
Yeah, uh (Yeah, bitch), I wipe my booty, back to front (Smell it)
Aw yeah, yeah, I spank my diaper very hard (Uh-uh)

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