Epic Rap Batles of History - Skibidi Toilet vs Garten of Banban
[Spoken Intro: Mr. Jay]
Uh, there we go. So like, what? Uh... *mumbling*
Uh, sure, whatever *clears throat*
Epic Rap Battles of History
Garten of Banban, versus, Skibidi Toilet
Dude, are you fucking serious?
Begin
[Verse 1: Skibidi Toilet]
Brr, Skibidi-dop-dop-dop
The Skibidi Toilets are about to drop some heat
On this kindergarten FNAF rip-off (Yes, yes)
On another dimension like it's 4D chess
Got views in the billions
Racking up the dough while you're scrambling for the dividends
You're not getting me spooked, SFM
But between us, I'm the YouTubе and you're the Poop
Get that Skibidi-W, reeh-reeh
Gonna Skibidi-body you, еasy
Get you Skibidi-down on your knees, knees
So you can Skibidi-dop on these, hm
The king of the internet will leave you crushed
Slept away in a royal flush, uh
Your game's hyped, but there's nothing within it
So unlike your developer, I'ma be leaving you finished
[Verse 2: Banban]
It's pretty predictable, isn't it?
The head in a toilet keeps spitting shit
You should just stay in your lane
I give the Givanium rhymes, so get ready for pain
I looked at some of your clips
Didn't like 'em at all, so I dipped
I'm carrying this beat, so try and cop it
When I make like a Bop-It and drop it
Round one, it's free-to-play
But I'm such an MC, it's like it's spliced in my DNA
Wanna argue whose fans are the best?
Remove the autists and you've got no fanbase left
You think you're some kind of Poo-Tang Clan
But I'll kick you off the internet twice, ban, ban
Annoy me again, I'll show you crankiness
When I reach down the bowl for your pancreas
[Interlude: Skibidi Toilet]
Brr, Skibidi, Skibidi, Skibidi, Skibidi
[Verse 3: Speaker Man, TV Man & Speaker Man, TV Man]
Ready your earmuffs and safety lenses
We're waging a two-front war on the senses
My head's a speaker,
I think you should make like Chapter 4 and delay
Your next game until you find better VAs
Pulling the plug on this Frankenstein's Play-Doh
[Verse 4: Sheriff Toadster and
Skibi-dee and Skibi-dumb's about to hit the thumbs down
'Cause there's only room for one sheriff in town
I'm guarding the queen from the jester, but I bet
With how bad those jokes were, you'd pose a much bigger threat
[Interlude: Titan Speakerman]
Skibidi- What's happening to me? Skibi-argh-skibi-
AARGH!
[Verse 5: Titan Speakerman]
Got the Skibidi-demons within me
But you'd be mistaken if you thought I'd give up that easily (Yes, yes)
I switched sides, but you're still getting beat, though
There's no fucking way I'd be joining your freakshow
Peak flow straight from this bespoke titan
Best believe I will disintegrate whatever I'm fighting
I've got bars so infected, you can't handle my sickness
After this you'll be like Zolphius and begging for forgiveness
[Verse 6: Stinger Flynn & Jumbo Josh]
(Banban)
She feelin' the way I sting her
BBKG, we monsters, we killers
Be-Beautiful creature, I'm a model, you're a fraud
I-I-I got more polygons than all of GMod
In the Aquatic Sector getting hammered on Gv (Gv)
Opila and the Captain in the backseat (Backseat)
Who's gonna miss you when this all goes away?
Tomo-tomo-tomorrow will be a better day
E-E-E-Ecstacy, molly, I'm calling, I'm callingF-F-F-Feel like I'm fallingDeeper in the Garten, the grass always greenGotta eat, gotta eat, to be strong like me, yuh
S-S-S-Sippin' on that Gv
Twenty-second episodes, I'm still getting sleepy
How is any being able to watch any more
Than just one episode of a series like yours?
[Spoken Outro: Mr. Jay]
Who won? Who's next? You decide!
Epid Rap Ba-(cough)
Uh, this is, like... even too stupid for me
Y'know what? Fuck this, I'm out, I'm out!
Uh, there we go. So like, what? Uh... *mumbling*
Uh, sure, whatever *clears throat*
Epic Rap Battles of History
Garten of Banban, versus, Skibidi Toilet
Dude, are you fucking serious?
Begin
[Verse 1: Skibidi Toilet]
Brr, Skibidi-dop-dop-dop
The Skibidi Toilets are about to drop some heat
On this kindergarten FNAF rip-off (Yes, yes)
On another dimension like it's 4D chess
Got views in the billions
Racking up the dough while you're scrambling for the dividends
You're not getting me spooked, SFM
But between us, I'm the YouTubе and you're the Poop
Get that Skibidi-W, reeh-reeh
Gonna Skibidi-body you, еasy
Get you Skibidi-down on your knees, knees
So you can Skibidi-dop on these, hm
The king of the internet will leave you crushed
Slept away in a royal flush, uh
Your game's hyped, but there's nothing within it
So unlike your developer, I'ma be leaving you finished
[Verse 2: Banban]
It's pretty predictable, isn't it?
The head in a toilet keeps spitting shit
You should just stay in your lane
I give the Givanium rhymes, so get ready for pain
I looked at some of your clips
Didn't like 'em at all, so I dipped
I'm carrying this beat, so try and cop it
When I make like a Bop-It and drop it
Round one, it's free-to-play
But I'm such an MC, it's like it's spliced in my DNA
Wanna argue whose fans are the best?
Remove the autists and you've got no fanbase left
You think you're some kind of Poo-Tang Clan
But I'll kick you off the internet twice, ban, ban
Annoy me again, I'll show you crankiness
When I reach down the bowl for your pancreas
[Interlude: Skibidi Toilet]
Brr, Skibidi, Skibidi, Skibidi, Skibidi
[Verse 3: Speaker Man, TV Man & Speaker Man, TV Man]
Ready your earmuffs and safety lenses
We're waging a two-front war on the senses
My head's a speaker,
I think you should make like Chapter 4 and delay
Your next game until you find better VAs
Pulling the plug on this Frankenstein's Play-Doh
[Verse 4: Sheriff Toadster and
Skibi-dee and Skibi-dumb's about to hit the thumbs down
'Cause there's only room for one sheriff in town
I'm guarding the queen from the jester, but I bet
With how bad those jokes were, you'd pose a much bigger threat
[Interlude: Titan Speakerman]
Skibidi- What's happening to me? Skibi-argh-skibi-
AARGH!
[Verse 5: Titan Speakerman]
Got the Skibidi-demons within me
But you'd be mistaken if you thought I'd give up that easily (Yes, yes)
I switched sides, but you're still getting beat, though
There's no fucking way I'd be joining your freakshow
Peak flow straight from this bespoke titan
Best believe I will disintegrate whatever I'm fighting
I've got bars so infected, you can't handle my sickness
After this you'll be like Zolphius and begging for forgiveness
[Verse 6: Stinger Flynn & Jumbo Josh]
(Banban)
She feelin' the way I sting her
BBKG, we monsters, we killers
Be-Beautiful creature, I'm a model, you're a fraud
I-I-I got more polygons than all of GMod
In the Aquatic Sector getting hammered on Gv (Gv)
Opila and the Captain in the backseat (Backseat)
Who's gonna miss you when this all goes away?
Tomo-tomo-tomorrow will be a better day
E-E-E-Ecstacy, molly, I'm calling, I'm callingF-F-F-Feel like I'm fallingDeeper in the Garten, the grass always greenGotta eat, gotta eat, to be strong like me, yuh
S-S-S-Sippin' on that Gv
Twenty-second episodes, I'm still getting sleepy
How is any being able to watch any more
Than just one episode of a series like yours?
[Spoken Outro: Mr. Jay]
Who won? Who's next? You decide!
Epid Rap Ba-(cough)
Uh, this is, like... even too stupid for me
Y'know what? Fuck this, I'm out, I'm out!
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