Brooke Maxwell & Jacob Richmond - Space Age Bachelor Man
RICKY:
YOU MIGHT SEE BEFORE YOU
AN ORDINARY MAN
HA! AN EARTHLY ILLUSION
ALL A PART OF THE COSMIC PLAN
YES, LONG AGO, THEY VISITED
THOSE OTHERS FROM OUTER SPACE
INFORMED ME I’M THE CHOSEN ONE
TO SAVE THE ZOLARIAN RACE!
It’s true. Listen...
NOEL/MISCHA AS ALIENS:
RICKY, WE ARE A DISTANT GALAXY
A GALAXY GREATLY IN NEED
OF YOUR GROOVE, YOU KINK-O-MATIC POWERS
YES WE NEED YOUR FREAK–TASTIC SEED
RICKY:
THEY TOOK ME THEN, TO THEIR DAUGHTERS' REALM
THE LAND OF THE KITTY CAT STAR
I KNOW YOU’VE HEARD THE LEGENDS OF
RICKY AND CHOIR:
THE
SEXY CAT WOMEN
FROM
ZOLAR
!
(Cat noises)
CONSTANCE/JANE/OCEAN:
MEOW
MEOW
CONSTANCE (sexy pleading):
Make love to me, Ricky
RICKY:
What?
CONSTANCE/JANE/OCEAN:
MEOW
MEOW
RICKY:
Okay
OCEAN:
But there's one more small thing.
Won't you please help save our galaxy-
CONSTANCE AND OCEAN:
Ricky?
RICKY:
Sure
RICKY:
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN MY PLACE?
A MERE MORTAL MAN?
WITH THE FATE OF A GALAXY BEFORE YOU
MILLIONS OF LIVES IN YOUR HAND?
THE
NAUGHTY
DAUGHTERS OF THE REALM
ALL HUNGRY FOR MY
CHI
YOU’D NEVER GUESS THE ROLE I PLAYED
IN ZOLARIAN HISTORY!
I’M JUST A SWINGIN’...
SPACE AGE...
BACHELOR MAN
Let's dance, kitties
[Instrumental]
TRACKED
RICKY
(TRACKED CONSTANCE, JANE, OCEAN):
(
Meow)
Meow
(Meow)
Meow
(Meow)
Meow
(Meow)
Meow
(Meow)
Meow
(Meow)
Meow
(Meow)
TRACKED
FOURSOME:
Meow, meow meow meow, meow!
RICKY:
It gets weird now
NOEL/MISCHA AS ALIENS:
RICKY, YOU’VE LAIN WITH
OUR DAUGHTERS
YOU’RE OUR HERO, OUR SAVING GRACE
BUT NOW THERE IS A NEW CHALLENGE
FOR ZOLARIA TO FACE...
RICKY:
FOR THEY’RE AT WAR WITH
K-9
COUNT DOG-U-LOUS
, THAT
SON OF A BITCH
!
CHOIR (
Except Jane
):
THAT SON OF A BITCH!
RICKY:
THE GENERALS ARE ALL STANDING BY
RICKY AND CHOIR
(Except Jane)
:
TELL US RICKY, SHOULD WE PULL THE
SWITCH
?
CONSTANCE/JANE/OCEAN:
MEOW
MEOW
RICKY:
Oh my goodness, what have I gotten myself into?!
CONSTANCE/OCEAN:
MEOW
MEOW
RICKY:
Why are they asking me?
I’m a lover, not a fighter!
I thought I told them:
I’M
JUST
A SWINGIN’...
SPACE AGE...
BACHELOR MAN
So I told them
"I AM JUST A MAN
"A SPACE AGE MAN, THAT’S ALL I AM
"BUT I WANNA HOLD YOUR HANDS
"ALL YOUR HANDS
"AS WE MAKE LOVE TONIGHT
"OH, I HAVE NO DESIRE TO RULE THE GALAXY
"OH, TO HOLD YOU CLOSE
"IS ENOUGH FOR ME
"MAKING LOVE IN ZERO GRAVITY-Y-Y-Y! WOAH!"
HEY!
CHOIR (repeating):
MAKIN’ LOVE
MAKIN’ LOVE
MAKIN’ LOVE
ON JUST LOVE ZOLAR!
RICKY:
ZOLAR! WOO!
CHOIR (repeating):
MAKIN’ LOVE
MAKIN’ LOVE
MAKIN’ LOVE
ON JUST LOVE ZOLAR!
RICKY:
UH!
I'VE GOT TO
I'VE GOT TO MAKE
YOU’RE MY
CATNIP
. YOU’RE THE MOST...
YOU’RE SUCH A PRETTY, GRITTY KITTY
I WANNA BE, YOUR SCRA-HATCHIN’ POST
LET ME BE, LET ME BE, LET ME
BE
...!
CHOIR (repeating):
MAKIN’ LOVE
MAKIN’ LOVE
MAKIN’ LOVE
ON JUST LOVE...!
RICKY (spoken):
And they listened. And they heard my message, for I was singing notes that only cats or cat people could hear. A G#, 5 octaves above middle C
[Almost inaudibly high note.]
Incredible. Peace was restored. I guess that’s what happens...
WHEN YOU'RE A SWINGIN'...
SPACE AGE...
Bachelor Man
SO I CAME BACK TO EARTH
TO SHOW YOU THE WAY
TO LEAD YOU PRETTY PEOPLE
TO A BRIGHTER DAY
WE CAN SAVE THE WHOLE GALAXY
WITH LOVE FROM THE HEART!
AND SEXY CAT LADIES THAT, THAT, THAT'S WHERE WE'LL START!
YES, I CAME BACK TO THIS ROCK!
WITH MY LOVE AND MY
SEED
!
LADIES, YOU GOT WHAT I WANT!
AND YOU KNOW I’VE GOT WHAT YOU NEED!
CAUSE I’M A SWINGING!
SPACE AGE!
BRA-BA-BA-BA-BACHELOR MAN!
CHOIR:
BACHELOR
MAN!
TRACKED CHOIR:
Meow
!
YOU MIGHT SEE BEFORE YOU
AN ORDINARY MAN
HA! AN EARTHLY ILLUSION
ALL A PART OF THE COSMIC PLAN
YES, LONG AGO, THEY VISITED
THOSE OTHERS FROM OUTER SPACE
INFORMED ME I’M THE CHOSEN ONE
TO SAVE THE ZOLARIAN RACE!
It’s true. Listen...
NOEL/MISCHA AS ALIENS:
RICKY, WE ARE A DISTANT GALAXY
A GALAXY GREATLY IN NEED
OF YOUR GROOVE, YOU KINK-O-MATIC POWERS
YES WE NEED YOUR FREAK–TASTIC SEED
RICKY:
THEY TOOK ME THEN, TO THEIR DAUGHTERS' REALM
THE LAND OF THE KITTY CAT STAR
I KNOW YOU’VE HEARD THE LEGENDS OF
RICKY AND CHOIR:
THE
SEXY CAT WOMEN
FROM
ZOLAR
!
(Cat noises)
CONSTANCE/JANE/OCEAN:
MEOW
MEOW
CONSTANCE (sexy pleading):
Make love to me, Ricky
RICKY:
What?
CONSTANCE/JANE/OCEAN:
MEOW
MEOW
RICKY:
Okay
OCEAN:
But there's one more small thing.
Won't you please help save our galaxy-
CONSTANCE AND OCEAN:
Ricky?
RICKY:
Sure
RICKY:
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN MY PLACE?
A MERE MORTAL MAN?
WITH THE FATE OF A GALAXY BEFORE YOU
MILLIONS OF LIVES IN YOUR HAND?
THE
NAUGHTY
DAUGHTERS OF THE REALM
ALL HUNGRY FOR MY
CHI
YOU’D NEVER GUESS THE ROLE I PLAYED
IN ZOLARIAN HISTORY!
I’M JUST A SWINGIN’...
SPACE AGE...
BACHELOR MAN
Let's dance, kitties
[Instrumental]
TRACKED
RICKY
(TRACKED CONSTANCE, JANE, OCEAN):
(
Meow)
Meow
(Meow)
Meow
(Meow)
Meow
(Meow)
Meow
(Meow)
Meow
(Meow)
Meow
(Meow)
TRACKED
FOURSOME:
Meow, meow meow meow, meow!
RICKY:
It gets weird now
NOEL/MISCHA AS ALIENS:
RICKY, YOU’VE LAIN WITH
OUR DAUGHTERS
YOU’RE OUR HERO, OUR SAVING GRACE
BUT NOW THERE IS A NEW CHALLENGE
FOR ZOLARIA TO FACE...
RICKY:
FOR THEY’RE AT WAR WITH
K-9
COUNT DOG-U-LOUS
, THAT
SON OF A BITCH
!
CHOIR (
Except Jane
):
THAT SON OF A BITCH!
RICKY:
THE GENERALS ARE ALL STANDING BY
RICKY AND CHOIR
(Except Jane)
:
TELL US RICKY, SHOULD WE PULL THE
SWITCH
?
CONSTANCE/JANE/OCEAN:
MEOW
MEOW
RICKY:
Oh my goodness, what have I gotten myself into?!
CONSTANCE/OCEAN:
MEOW
MEOW
RICKY:
Why are they asking me?
I’m a lover, not a fighter!
I thought I told them:
I’M
JUST
A SWINGIN’...
SPACE AGE...
BACHELOR MAN
So I told them
"I AM JUST A MAN
"A SPACE AGE MAN, THAT’S ALL I AM
"BUT I WANNA HOLD YOUR HANDS
"ALL YOUR HANDS
"AS WE MAKE LOVE TONIGHT
"OH, I HAVE NO DESIRE TO RULE THE GALAXY
"OH, TO HOLD YOU CLOSE
"IS ENOUGH FOR ME
"MAKING LOVE IN ZERO GRAVITY-Y-Y-Y! WOAH!"
HEY!
CHOIR (repeating):
MAKIN’ LOVE
MAKIN’ LOVE
MAKIN’ LOVE
ON JUST LOVE ZOLAR!
RICKY:
ZOLAR! WOO!
CHOIR (repeating):
MAKIN’ LOVE
MAKIN’ LOVE
MAKIN’ LOVE
ON JUST LOVE ZOLAR!
RICKY:
UH!
I'VE GOT TO
I'VE GOT TO MAKE
YOU’RE MY
CATNIP
. YOU’RE THE MOST...
YOU’RE SUCH A PRETTY, GRITTY KITTY
I WANNA BE, YOUR SCRA-HATCHIN’ POST
LET ME BE, LET ME BE, LET ME
BE
...!
CHOIR (repeating):
MAKIN’ LOVE
MAKIN’ LOVE
MAKIN’ LOVE
ON JUST LOVE...!
RICKY (spoken):
And they listened. And they heard my message, for I was singing notes that only cats or cat people could hear. A G#, 5 octaves above middle C
[Almost inaudibly high note.]
Incredible. Peace was restored. I guess that’s what happens...
WHEN YOU'RE A SWINGIN'...
SPACE AGE...
Bachelor Man
SO I CAME BACK TO EARTH
TO SHOW YOU THE WAY
TO LEAD YOU PRETTY PEOPLE
TO A BRIGHTER DAY
WE CAN SAVE THE WHOLE GALAXY
WITH LOVE FROM THE HEART!
AND SEXY CAT LADIES THAT, THAT, THAT'S WHERE WE'LL START!
YES, I CAME BACK TO THIS ROCK!
WITH MY LOVE AND MY
SEED
!
LADIES, YOU GOT WHAT I WANT!
AND YOU KNOW I’VE GOT WHAT YOU NEED!
CAUSE I’M A SWINGING!
SPACE AGE!
BRA-BA-BA-BA-BACHELOR MAN!
CHOIR:
BACHELOR
MAN!
TRACKED CHOIR:
Meow
!
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