Bachelor Girl - Lucky Me

I′ve got an ex-boyfriend who calls me up
To blame me for his life
I get bunches of roses from another guy
And hate-mail from his wife
I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name
Likes to make love watching TV
And some guy calls in the middle of the night
Just so I can hear him breathe

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Lucky Me
Lucky, lucky little ol′ me
I have everything in this whole wide world
A girl could ever need

Lucky Me

I′ve got a great car - it′s a red convertible
Made by Mattell
Got a nice house in the suburbs
With Hell′s Angels for neighbours as well
Got a scholarship for a hundred years of college
If I wanna study dentistry
(but) My folks just want me married, and popping out the grand-kids
To keep them company

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Think I′ll run and join the Hare Krishna
Give up all my worldy goods
Cut off all my hair
Coz nothing that I have right now
Brings me any joy
And when I′m shopping at the Mall
Can′t find it anywhere

But I′ve got my Tamagotchi
And I′ve got my wristwatch phone
I got so many friends on the Internet
I could never be alone
I got just enough cash to pay a lot o′ tax
But not enough to quit my job
Got a fool′s-gold ring, credit-card debt
Psychiatrist for my dog

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