Andrew Underberg, Sam Haft, Jeremy Jordan, Amir Talai, Erika Henningsen & Kimiko Glenn - Hell’s Greatest Dad
[LUCIFER]
Haha, looks like you could use some help
From the big boss of Hell himself
Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
Five stars! Flawless!
Oh, with the punch of a pentagram
I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate
[LUCIFER & CHARLIE]
Thanks, dad!
[LUCIFER]
Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef? (Woah-oh-oh)
Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just to start!
[ALASTOR]
Who has been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
Your executive producer
[CHARLIE]
That's true!
[ALASTOR]
I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
Remember when I fixed that clog today?
[NIFFTY]
I was stuck, thank you, sir!
[CHARLIE]
Oh, you!
[ALASTOR]
I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond
[CHARLIE]
Aww!
[ALASTOR]
You're like the child that I wish that I had
[LUCIFER]
Uh, what?
[ALASTOR]
I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned
[LUCIFER]
Hold on now!
[ALASTOR]
It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad
[Instrumental Break]
[ALASTOR]
They say when you're looking for assistance
It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
[LUCIFER]
Others say that in your needy hour
There's no substitute for pure angelic power!
Who just happens to also be your blood!
[ALASTOR]
Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud
They say the family you choose is better
[LUCIFER]
What a bunch of losers
[ALASTOR]
Can you butt out of my song?
[LUCIFER]
Your song? I started this!
[ALASTOR]
I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
[LUCIFER]
Oh, you tacky piece of—
[MIMZY]
It's me, yes, it's me
I know you were all waiting for me
I'm here, what a gas
Took a while, but I'm present at last
It's me, it's me
Mimzy!
[LUCIFER, spoken]
Who?
Haha, looks like you could use some help
From the big boss of Hell himself
Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
Five stars! Flawless!
Oh, with the punch of a pentagram
I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate
[LUCIFER & CHARLIE]
Thanks, dad!
[LUCIFER]
Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef? (Woah-oh-oh)
Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just to start!
[ALASTOR]
Who has been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
Your executive producer
[CHARLIE]
That's true!
[ALASTOR]
I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
Remember when I fixed that clog today?
[NIFFTY]
I was stuck, thank you, sir!
[CHARLIE]
Oh, you!
[ALASTOR]
I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond
[CHARLIE]
Aww!
[ALASTOR]
You're like the child that I wish that I had
[LUCIFER]
Uh, what?
[ALASTOR]
I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned
[LUCIFER]
Hold on now!
[ALASTOR]
It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad
[Instrumental Break]
[ALASTOR]
They say when you're looking for assistance
It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
[LUCIFER]
Others say that in your needy hour
There's no substitute for pure angelic power!
Who just happens to also be your blood!
[ALASTOR]
Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud
They say the family you choose is better
[LUCIFER]
What a bunch of losers
[ALASTOR]
Can you butt out of my song?
[LUCIFER]
Your song? I started this!
[ALASTOR]
I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
[LUCIFER]
Oh, you tacky piece of—
[MIMZY]
It's me, yes, it's me
I know you were all waiting for me
I'm here, what a gas
Took a while, but I'm present at last
It's me, it's me
Mimzy!
[LUCIFER, spoken]
Who?
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